I Love Being Clean

Just had a bath, hot water, rub and scrub
in the tub.
I love being clean, I smell like Vita Bath Green.
Now to tear round the house in the CRAZY DOG run
Upstairs and down, duck the towel, this is FUN.
I bet you can't catch me, water flies, so do I.
Ok chase time is over, it's time to get warm
The hair dryer feels like the pavers in Yuma
It's a good day.

Call me again!

Mom lost her iPhone this morning so she had the office call her so she could find the ring....everytime it rang I thumped my tail on the bed really loud which is why she had trouble hearing it I guess. It was warm to lay on, and every time it rang the buzzing felt just like somebody rubbing my tummy.

Newport Beach

In Newport I met a big fuzzy black cat
He didn't much like me he snarled and spat
I ate up his food and slept on his bed
He humped up his back cause his dad rubbed my head
while I sat on the sofa, just like a people
All and all, it was pretty good
even though the cat didn't want to be friends


p.s. I rode in a golf cart by some feet on the floor,
it was kinda scary I think golf carts need doors

Left Out

They're eating FRIED PICKLES, FRIED PICKLES,
what do I get? Nothin'
They got Fried pickles, Fried Pickles,
what did I get? NOTHING
What makes you think I don't like BBQ?

Hello Mr. Pigeon

Ah Mr. Pigeon, come a little closer. . . I've left some crumbs for you on the patio. We can be friends, I think there may be a few more crumbs here on my tongue.

The Bully of El Paseo

The bully of El Paseo goes marching down the street

He says,"I'm BIG" he says "I'm Tough!" to every dog he meets

Don't look at me, don't sniff my junk or I will make you sorry

Don't mess with me I'm 6 feet tall....oh wait,
I might like you......come back, don't you want to party?

I snarffle the grass and I pee on the trees, though benches and table legs don't interest me
I look in your door way and walk through your store.
I'm the Bully of El Paseo
My harness and bandanna generate smiles, with miles of attention when I walk in style
I'm the patio paver puppy, bask in the sun dog I'm some dog, no dumb dog
dusk , noon or dawn the best thing is bed, rub my tummy, while under the blankets I cover my head